So, I said, "Sure, I've seen The Holy Land theme park. I've gotta warn you. You WILL get wet on the Jonah in the Whale Ride."Then, someone said, "Are you joking? I can't tell when you're joking."
Yeah. I get that a lot. Especially when I'm not very funny.
So, in case you're wondering, at left is my face after I just told the computer what I had for lunch. Note the half-closed eyes staring off into space, a little nervous, with a self-deprecating air. I could use a trim about the goatee.
Now, at right is my face just after telling the computer a joke. Notice the snarky smirk, the twinkle in the eye, the cocky tilt to the head. Oh, yeah. I'm joking all right. You should be falling off your laptop, because the joke I told the computer was so funny.Here's the deal. I've been thinking. (In case you're wondering, when I think, I look very angry, but I'm NOT angry!) Why would someone bother asking me if THEY think my joke is funny? Do I have to carry a laugh track around with me? (Everyone, say it with me: "Is that a laugh track in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?") Why not let yourself decide whether to laugh or not? Don't laugh if the joke is stupid. Laugh if the joke is funny. OH! And, laugh in the middle of a sentence-- for no reason. That is loads of fun. Gets people real nervous real quick.
Anyway, if you're still not sure when to laugh or not, let me revise my little joke. It's like a pop quiz:
Hey, great crowd here tonight. Great to be here.
Anyone been to the Holy Land theme park? I freaked out on the Tower of Babel. They make you walk 16 flights of stairs, and when you're pushed off, you scream in 12 different languages. And all the concession stands have all-you-can-eat loaves and fishes. They're practically giving the stuff away. Oh, and my little boy likes the petting zoo, He rides those Four Ponies of the Apocalypse like there was no tomorrow.
Hey, thanks for being here. Remember to tip your bartender and waitstaff. Good night.
Soooo, how'd you do? Did you manage to roll your eyes in mock disgust a couple times? That's all I'm asking for. A genuine response from the core of your being. Is that so hard?
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Giggling like a silly girl here. But then again you always manage to inspire that in me.
Oh, and when you tip your waitstaff try to make sure you sneak up on them quietly. And run fast after you do it because sometimes those suckers can get back on their feet pretty quickly.
I laughed the first time before I even got to the "is that a joke" part. So I'm gonna say the other person has no sense of humor. I feel sorry for them.
hahahaha love it! and persnickety, if you have to run fast to get away from the server after tipping them, you're doing it wrong.
Both are extremely funny! Laughing at work and the inmates of the cubicle farm are all wondering why....
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