Here it comes. My son will start the Ask all the questions Daddy can't answer without a Wikipedia. And ask about 3 dozen of them at a time.
"Daddy. What do sand dollars eat?"
"Um, I dunno. Loose change?"
Why doesn't he ask me something I know, like Emily Gilmore's code to her panic room.
Did you know a jiffy is 1/100th of a second? Keep that little nugget tucked away in case you meet my boy.